Thursday, September 10, 2009

the soul train has left the station

things i hate about people on the canada line public transit:

1. the people who sit on the outside seat
2. those same people getting annoyed at every person who has to climb over them to get in/out of the other seat
3. people who stand in doorwells. get the f out the way, i wanna get off!
4. people who push. seriously, just wait
5. boy people who push ahead - it's even worse. whatever happened to ladies first? i miss chivalry
6. people who hold the bar near you with their armpits exposed and/or in your face
7. people who talk loudly on the phone. isn't that why we invented text messaging and bbm?
8. people who talk loudly to each other - your friend is RIGHT THERE! why is being loud necessary??
9. people with backpacks - take it off and put it between your feet
10. people who touch me, even if it's just barely and because we're holding onto the same pole. i just can't stand it.
11. people who clog up the stairs and go slow. we need a fast lane people! move! move! move!!
12. ugly couples indulging in their pda's. barf!! actually, i hate pda's in general. just get a room

to be continued...

i'm sure there are more, but that's all i can think of right now.

13. people who yell questions to the bus driver - if you want to talk to the nice driver, get off your ass and go up to the front!
14. people who put their bags/belongings in the seat next to them, especially as more and more people are getting on the bus. guess what? no one actually wants to sit with you!! most of us just want to sit back and chill after a day of work or school. move your shit!

2 comments:

psychoexgirlfriend said...

Ooh ooh! People who pole hump. Seriously, other ppl need the pole for support too. Stop humping the pole. (not you, of course)(i hope)

Sailor Moon said...

Because I don't take transit very often, each time is kind of like an exciting adventure for me. Here is a list of the creepy things that I do on transit for entertainment that you should probably be aware of as I am confident that I am not the only one:

1. Wear large dark sunglasses (even when not totally necessary), for discreet people watching - works best when you turn your head in the direction to the side of the person/people you are looking at so that they don't think you are looking st them - but you are!

2. Have my ipod out and ear buds in ears so it appears that I am listening to music but the ipod is actually turned off so that I can clearly eavesdrop on the conversation next to me (serves a dual purpose as ppl wont talk to you when your earbuds are in either... not that they woudl want to, but you know, just in case)

... I tought I had a whole list but turns out I just have two creepy things that I do for fun... two creepy things that I do for fun on transit that is, lol, had you said any other activity or past time I bet I could go on, hehehe ;)